DO GHOSTS HAVE SEX
So much heavy stuff the past couple days in my life, I'm celebrating Saturday with a "Ghost Story"--It IS Halloween, right? CLOCKS MOVE BACK SATURDAY NIGHT!
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD.....
GHOST SEX
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, "Sheee-it!! From way back there I thought you said GOATS!"
Peeps, let's be SOBER
Peeps, I send you LOVE.
Peeps, I wish you PEACE.
18 comments:
ha ha ha ha ha Oh my! Man you are SOOO GOOD! ♥ ♥ ♥
Those goats he's talking about....At night they wear dresses!
Aren't you glad you don't stay for last call anymore.
well different strokes for different folks!
Halloween goats story?
Blessings and aloha...
Very cute! Happy Halloween! No more heavy stuff, okay?
I hope it weren't no Billy goat.
Ghost, Goblins, Ghouls, Oh, My
Nice to start the day with a chuckle. Thanks!
I think I live in Bubba's town.
Oh my...yup that's a good one!
The peeps here, Rick, Simon, Shawn, Shanna all say "Hi" and send their love!
OMG I should have known LOL I know I am always going to smile coming here, ( except when one cannot smile , R.I.P. drew )
this one had me laughing out loud. or as we say in cyber land
ROFLMFAO heee ur the bestest!!
HAppy Halloween!!
BTW did you come play tic tac toe with me?
omg, listen listen listen....
Hilarious, oh gosh! There are plenty of Bubba's in the woods where I live, heehee.
(Sound of laughter) I needed this laugh today. A friend of mine got drunk yesterday and now she's in the hospital. Thanks for the groaner.
jajajaja!!
Lovely history!!!
Besos:)
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Beautiful and hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is good. I think that I've met a few Bubba's down here.
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