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| BOBBING FOR AN APPLE? |
Hey YOU! LADY! That is NOT how we are supposed to eat an apple.
Why Sir, is it your plan to teach me how to eat?
I'll try my best, Lady...First, you do not--not EVER--start from the outside.
Well Sir, then you tell me now: WHICH side?
(Achhhh! WOMEN! Cannot live with nor without these women.) You see Lady, it has ever and forever been a tradition to begin eating from the INSIDE to the outside. Understand?
But Sir, just how do I get inside to DO it?
Ah, yesss, Dear Lady...one day--or night--I will show you just that, but for now look at the top of your apple. SEE? It's ME! I'm coming out from inside. It is simply--though not simple--the way we worms ALWAYS have done it. Sheeesh--grin!
--steveroni
This was inspired by Willow's blog Magpie Tales
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23 comments:
Brilliant magpie ;-)
Marilyn that is the first time anyone referenced me with the word "brilliant" since a first-grade teacher did so...making fun of me--in front of the class.
You have redeemed the word, my own self esteem, and that teacher, with but TWO WORDS! Thank you. I'll visit you tomorrow, it is very late here 2:37 AM..OMG!
Steveroni:
A clever witty story, loved how you wormed your way into the lady's heart to teach her, sweet!
Nice magpie, Willow is clever with her photo prompts
Joanny
Great Stuff!!! Have a great weekend.
This is cute :)
I picked a lot of "bad apples" before I met my husband! Like this one a lot. Hope you have a sweet weekend! smile and a hug.....
Clever, worm- I was thinking- cut the apple- quarters- take out cyanide seeds
and eat the pulp; inside out..." Grin"
Popping in to simply say hello. Hope all is well.
IZZY: Love your "grin"!!!
drybottomgirl: You keep being grateful Dear, it "becomes" you.
JStar: So are you --grin!
JOANNY: "...wormed your way..." LOL! YOU are the clever one, the discerning Peep!
A DAFT SCOTS LASS: I lovew your usual "laid back" attitude, girl--"Out-of-Africa"
BANANA GIRL...It has been TOO long a time...How ARE you???
Gotta get to a meeting here in Sebring, FL...be back later to see your blog--hopefully ya still HAVE one. If so I'll "roll" it. OK?
reminds me of my grandfather's old joke;
what worse than discovering a worm in your apple?
discovering half a worm in your apple.
I don't think that I have eaten any worms to my knowledge. And I prefer to be ignorant on the subject.
excellent Mr. Roni! I enjoyed your Magpie piece. Perhaps one day I shall try my hand at a bit 'o magpie.
Be well!
EVERYDAY GODDESS: BEAUTIFUL! Love that joke...wish I had thought to incorporate it into the Mag. Thanks!
SYD: Me too! In fact, I do not like even butterflies in my stomach--not to mention WORM-HALVES!
SCOTT: It is really easy! I just "picture" myself IN Willow's photo prompt, and "GO WITH THE FLOW!"
This is so wonderful, Steveroni! Witty, clever and very, very charming. The sort of story that brings an instant smile to one's face :D
ha ha haaa
I don't know what I got to think in the middle of this read -well... you'd better not know.
Cute Veroni!
LOved this
Brilliant and So goood as you...
;)
♥ u
SAM LIU: Thankfully Sam, I see how you praise--usually rightfully so--everyone. And so my head is not growing bigger than the hat it's wearing.
but when Sam writes such as "witty. clever"...well, that has GOT to make one feel so gooood! Thanks.
DULCE: What to say--you are so nice to this old man in your blogs and your comments, and I am fortunate for your friendship and your followership. Thank you for all of that and more.
i enjoyed your "worm-talk" steve
you seem to have different personalities…smiles
stellar and clever!
Cute.
lol...I adore this poem! What fun! Actually, from this weeks Magpie picture I added a grub/worm emerging from the top of the apple (I sometimes photoshop them) and can confirm that worms DO eat them like that!
Как говорилось на 2NT.ru Предложили работу в торговом центре кассиром на мороженное.Когда я поведала подруге что пойду на собеседование туда,она засмеялась типо работа немилая,Парень мой также ухмыльнулся.Мне же не на улице предложили,почему такая реакция.Мне очень обидно что меня не поддержали,все так как знают как долго я искала работу.Я в данный момент так не уверенна в себе,я ждала поддержки.Теперь вообще никуда не хочется идти,хотя знаю что нужно уже работать начинать.Если поймут будут все смеятся нужно мной чтоли? что делать?
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