A LIST

I ALWAYS TOLD EVERYONE
WHO I AM
NEVER...WHAT I AM!    

A LIST OF "DIDN'T EVERYONE"???:
NOTE:  After staying sober, we found out that not EVERYONE did or does these things.

Didn't everyone quit  jobs just before they got fired. LOTS of jobs?
 
Spend Friday's paycheck before going home on Friday?
 
Kick the dog?
 
Spend the night in jail once-in-a-while?
 
Go to prison at least ONCE?
 
Have one "dealer" who was really special--MY man?
 
Often eat out--at McDonald's--out of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
 
Slap the husband/wife, to show who is boss?
 
In front of the kids, to show them, also?
 
Think he/she drove much better when drunk?
 
Drive completely wiped out--speeding, with children in the car--at night?
 
Think, "I don't have a problem, just had 'one t o o many'"?
 
When questioned, answered EVERY time: "I only had a couple drinks"?
 
Say often, "I'm going to stop in here and have a drink"?
 
A short eight hours later, finally order a last "one for the road"?
 
Hand the bartender a $50 tip, thinking it was $5?
 
Take part in huge drunken brawls, and say to a friend, "Wasn't that fun"?
 
Be told "You are an alcoholic"?
 
"But only YOU know if you are one for real"?
 
Be told, "You'll do until a real one comes along!"?
 
Think church-goers are goody-goody hypocrites?
 
"Total" cars? At least one or more a year?
 
Have several DUI's to their credit?
 
Didn't everyone: SHOULD have had hundreds of DUI's?
 
Doesn't everyone feel "alone and lonely"?
 
Doesn't everyone "isolate" for emotional safety?

Doesn't everyone think "I am UNIQUE"???




HEY STEVE!  It's time to END this list...NOW!!!
And be SOBER!
TODAY.

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