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| BOBBING FOR AN APPLE? |
Hey YOU! LADY! That is NOT how we are supposed to eat an apple.
Why Sir, is it your plan to teach me how to eat?
I'll try my best, Lady...First, you do not--not EVER--start from the outside.
Well Sir, then you tell me now: WHICH side?
(Achhhh! WOMEN! Cannot live with nor without these women.) You see Lady, it has ever and forever been a tradition to begin eating from the INSIDE to the outside. Understand?
But Sir, just how do I get inside to DO it?
Ah, yesss, Dear Lady...one day--or night--I will show you just that, but for now look at the top of your apple. SEE? It's ME! I'm coming out from inside. It is simply--though not simple--the way we worms ALWAYS have done it. Sheeesh--grin!
--steveroni
This was inspired by Willow's blog Magpie Tales
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