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| "Cough...Cough" |
MAGPIE 32
How the hell did I get in here?
How the hell did I get in here?
WHAT brought me to this place?
It is stifling
I cannot smell
I can't taste
I cannot SEE
Cough...cough...
I cannot breathe
Shall I even LIVE?
Last thing I remember
...Draining the tequila bottle
(Gulp!) What was that?
A squirrming worming thing.
Oh well.
Short-skirted female then said *C'mon
Dive into the pool with me*.
Couldn't resist
I jumped
Laughter
She did not
There was no 'splash'
Just all this sand in
Which I'm now
Up-to-my-neck buried.
Here is a terrible
Sensation of being pulled
Down, down, down,
Like sucked almost
Into a small chute
A hurricane-like vortex
Oops, now over my head!
I'm covered. Feeling feint.
Like snug-as--a---bug
----in----a-----rug.
Hey! (Crawling for dear life!)
Maybe that's because I AM
A bug. (hic!)
--steveroni
