DRINKING ALCOHOL TAUGHT ME HOW TO FLY
THEN IT TOOK AWAY THE SKY
Showing posts with label New toothpase "55". Show all posts
Showing posts with label New toothpase "55". Show all posts

Friday, December 11, 2009

WONDER WHERE THE YELLOW WENT?



The following story, which seemed appropriate a day ago, is true.  
But it only happened ONCE!


NO CAVITIES??

A "55" Flash Non-fiction Friday


Pharmacists recommend it!
Doctors give away samples!
Patients sing its praises!

Its use was at one time--for me--an essential part of my daily routine:
You know, floss, rinse, brush, bed.

You want whiter teeth?
Gums devoid of soreness?
Refreshing breath?

Brush with Flander's Buttocks Ointment.

I did!

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                                                                    Hey guys, it was DARK!

Peeps, be at PEACE

I love you, Peeps 


If you want to write a "55" word story, give it a SHOT and
give the G-Man a SHOUT
 HERE and tell him you are IN!