DRINKING ALCOHOL TAUGHT ME HOW TO FLY
THEN IT TOOK AWAY THE SKY

Friday, December 11, 2009

WONDER WHERE THE YELLOW WENT?



The following story, which seemed appropriate a day ago, is true.  
But it only happened ONCE!


NO CAVITIES??

A "55" Flash Non-fiction Friday


Pharmacists recommend it!
Doctors give away samples!
Patients sing its praises!

Its use was at one time--for me--an essential part of my daily routine:
You know, floss, rinse, brush, bed.

You want whiter teeth?
Gums devoid of soreness?
Refreshing breath?

Brush with Flander's Buttocks Ointment.

I did!

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                                                                    Hey guys, it was DARK!

Peeps, be at PEACE

I love you, Peeps 


If you want to write a "55" word story, give it a SHOT and
give the G-Man a SHOUT
 HERE and tell him you are IN! 

20 comments:

Zanejabbers said...

I have to ask - Did you have bad breath the next day?

Steve E said...

Zane...WHY did you have to ask? My breath smelled like S**t, and you knew that--grin!

Tall Kay said...

Very funny 55 Steve-o!

Roxy said...

It hurts when I laugh, oh gosh... too funny Steve! Gross, but funny 55!

Just Playin' said...

Well I can't imagine this! I'm glad I can't. :) HaHa

Secretia said...

Those poor little butts need their pampering.

Jess Mistress of Mischief said...

LOL GOOD STUFF!

Dulce said...

hilarious? Yes, right, really funny Sweet Peep... I cannot image it but... :P
tomorrow will be another, better day
Hopefully!

Inky said...

OMG ewwwwwwwwwwwww YUK on thinking it as toothpaste LOL

Shall we say IN flanders fields steve's breath grows and grows, HEy what smells like CHIT here ?

LOL have a great weekend U NUT
Ti AMO

enchantedoak said...

Oh, my.....

Brian Miller said...

eww...did it come in a particular flavor...nevermind i dont want to know...nice 55! mine is up!

Nessa said...

I will always remember your wonderful 55 and turn on the lights.

Flash Dancing

Audrinna said...

I have this stuff here, we use it on our grandbaby now when i see it i will think of you lol
J

Anonymous said...

Unequivocally, excellent message

G-Man said...

Thats OK...
I put Crest on my Ass!
Best smelling farts in the world!

Excellent 55 My Friend.
Thanks for this revealing contribution, and have a Wonderful Week-End....G

Dr.John said...

Now I keep thinking, " Yuck". Great 55

Larry said...

WoW I'm sure it was really nasty tasting maybe a little greasy also. I can't imagine it but hey glad it was you and not me. Loved the 55 kinda sad but oh-well mine is up Just follow the link below.


Happy Birthday Galen

Larry said...

WoW I'm sure it was really nasty tasting maybe a little greasy also. I can't imagine it but hey glad it was you and not me. Loved the 55 kinda sad but oh-well mine is up Just follow the link below.


Happy Birthday Galen

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

Seriously!!

Syd said...

This sounds like another example of cephalorectal inversion.