Now THAT would be serious!
Three Mice at the Bar
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse downs a tumbler of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot.
When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two glasses of Bombay Sapphire, downs them both, slams each glass into the bar.
Turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.
"The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse, bored, lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bull crap . I gotta get home and screw the cat."
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Peeps,the really funny part of this mouse story is that I was ONE of them--for so many years. So, in gratitude, I'll stay SOBER today if you will (even if you will not!), and I'll be with you in PEACE today, and I LOVE you today. Maybe God has a plan to use me today, I'm ready!
