DRINKING ALCOHOL TAUGHT ME HOW TO FLY
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Thursday, December 10, 2009

THREE BAR MICE









It is time for me to step back and laugh a minute. this joke may have come from someone's blog during the past year-and-a-half. If so I apologize. I'm calling it "THREE BAR MICE" (you know: "Three Blind mice"...oh, well!) I'll get serious again tomorrow. Hey it'll be "55" wordless "hAAlf nAAked or "revert" day, or something like that, huh?
 

Now THAT would be serious!



Three Mice at the Bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse downs a tumbler of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot.

When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two glasses of Bombay Sapphire, downs them both, slams each glass into the bar.

Turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.

"The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse, bored, lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bull crap . I gotta get home and screw the cat." 

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Peeps,the really funny part of this mouse story is that I was ONE of them--for so many years. So, in gratitude, I'll stay SOBER today if you will (even if you will not!), and I'll be with you in PEACE today, and I LOVE you today. Maybe God has a plan to use me today, I'm ready!

20 comments:

Steve E said...

DD

Shadow said...

nope, i haven't read this before. it's hilllllarious!!!!

Secretia said...

Mouses Roar!

Jess Mistress of Mischief said...

:D No end of funny jokes!

Nevine said...

He he he... :-)

Nevine said...
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Nevine said...

Oh, and BTW, I read your reply to my comment the other day. I get your point, Steve, and there was no offense taken - at all. :-)

Dulce said...

My Sweet Peep... likes sweeeeet things and sweet hilarious jokes
Thanks for making me smile again.
You gorgeous Steve!
xoxoxxo

Inky said...

ok you can laugh and poke fun of me when I first saw these aI thought these were xmas cookies LOL well they look edible, lol

You always make me laugh.. TY

Shannon said...

totally made me laugh lol I kinda have a feeling only sober alcoholics would get it lol...I dont knw??? lol
Have a great day

Silver said...

;D You're a joy.

love,
~Silver

Silver said...

oh yeah, love those little cuties too! yum!

Gabriella Moonlight said...

Pretty funny indeed, sadly true for many of us! Great post Steve.
Hope you're well, haven't seen you in a spell on my blog, hope you're okay!

hugs
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mile191 said...

Hey friend. I mentioned you today, with Hope. Thanks for being with me from the beginning of my healing journey.

Love this post. Thanks for the smile today.

kerrycharacters said...

This is so true. I am in the fortunate position to be able to take or leave alcohol and have not been affected by alcoholism in my immediate circle but I do see how this applies to so many other things. I drink coffee which I know affects me badly and sugar is another baddy yet there I am putting sugar in my coffee! I have so much respect for recovered alcoholics because I don't seem to have the willpower to give up things at all. All power to you. I find you inspiring.

Nessa said...

Very funny.

Car Goes Boom

Syd said...

Great mouse story. There's some funny writing in one of your comments. I think that it is a Klingon spam ad.

Kristin H. said...

Best thing I've read all week.

invisigal said...

Tell me you were not the one screwing the cat...

Steve E said...

invisigal: no email, no blog??? Guess I'll have to do this in public.

Well, anyway, screwing the pussy cat beats doing the goat. Can you imagine all your life being called "Steve, the goat Fkr"....

No, I'd guess you couldn't imagine that --grin!