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Monday, August 16, 2010

PIPES AND PIPERING


This was inspired by Willow's blog Magpie Tales
Please go visit HER for more creative poems, stories etc! And join in, so simple, almost rule-free--most of all IT IS FUN!!!! Go HERE for quick information....





PIPES--ACCESSORIES? 

(In whisper mode)  Shhhhh, I cannot talk...down here in the basement, being held prisoner. I am huddled on the damp floor, awaiting instructions from my captors. Shhhhh, I can overhear a few words now and then--we should stop talking.  From now on...ONLY TEXT, OK?

IT IS OK
I HEAR THEY WANT TO KILL ME
SO I MUST SOMEHOW ESCAPE
CAN YOU HELP ME?

...OK I'LL PLAN IT MYSELF
I'LL MAKE IT TO THE DOOR ON SOUTH SIDE OF BUILDING AND KNOCK TWO TIMES, YOU BLOW IT OPEN AND I'LL GET OUT

THEY ARE COMING NOW--I HAVE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT
PRAY FOR ME

Run. Run. Run (See Dick run--grin?) Crash! TRIP! Plop! Slide! "Oooof!" Holy Shit, here they co--......Crack! Crack!

......."Well, boys, guess he can swim with the fish today, OK?  Ya know guys, if it weren't for that God damn old plumber's piping nightmare where he tripped on--he coulda' easily escaped."

"Hey JUNIOR!  You Stupid Ass!  Don't bother wiping blood off those nipples, lips, joints all twisted together, tongues, and grooves...you could end up separating that fitting male from the female fitting. YEAH, my Uncle Nero Willow the plumber always treated his pipes as if they were human. He called them 'Peep Pipes'!"


--steveroni

16 comments:

dulce said...

This pipe thing, peep, is really complicated...
That's why I never became a plumber!
:)
Hugs

Brian Miller said...

ha. that was a trip steve...
yeah, grin...
nice tale...

my mag is here.

clean and crazy said...

he, he, he, peep pipes, you goof ball, it was going really good until then!!
the killers sounded like larry , moe and curly!! that was so cute!!

Claudia said...

Peep pipes - LOL - you are just such an original Steve!!!

willow said...

Peep pipes. You are crazy!! Thanks for the giggles.

Helen said...

Loved this ....pure and simple.

JStar said...

LOL

drybottomgirl said...

you never fail to amaze :)

Tumblewords: said...

Ha! Whodathunk??

Linda said...

peep, not sure what i just read but it brought a smile to this peep's face :)
xx

Everyday Goddess said...

that was a fun read, good magging!

Andrew said...

Uh yeah, me too. Don't have a clue as to what I just read, but I fully support your right to say it!

Syd said...

Peep pipes--pretty funny in an otherwise dark tale.

Lu Ann said...

Pipes! Plumbers!

I missed reading you!

Smitty said...

I've been deciphering.... and still clueless. Must be plumber language! Better than Italian.

Steveroni, my son got his first cello today! He is thrilled, it is next to his bed now, waiting...silently...

Smitty said...

I've been deciphering.... and still clueless. Must be plumber language! Better than Italian.

Steveroni, my son got his first cello today! He is thrilled, it is next to his bed now, waiting...silently...