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Friday, October 30, 2009

A HALLOWEEN GHOST STORY






 DO GHOSTS HAVE SEX

So much heavy stuff the past couple days in my life, I'm celebrating Saturday with a "Ghost Story"--It IS Halloween, right?  CLOCKS MOVE BACK SATURDAY NIGHT!

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD.....



GHOST SEX

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Bubba replied, "Sheee-it!! From way back there I thought you said GOATS!"



Peeps, let's be SOBER
Peeps, I send you LOVE.
Peeps, I wish you PEACE. 
 

18 comments:

Dulce said...

ha ha ha ha ha Oh my! Man you are SOOO GOOD! ♥ ♥ ♥

John DeFlumeri Jr. said...

Those goats he's talking about....At night they wear dresses!

Zanejabbers said...

Aren't you glad you don't stay for last call anymore.

Mike Golch said...

well different strokes for different folks!

Ed G. said...

Halloween goats story?

Blessings and aloha...

Tall Kay said...

Very cute! Happy Halloween! No more heavy stuff, okay?

Nessa said...

I hope it weren't no Billy goat.

Ghost, Goblins, Ghouls, Oh, My

Anon E. Mouse said...

Nice to start the day with a chuckle. Thanks!

Madison said...

I think I live in Bubba's town.

Shawn said...

Oh my...yup that's a good one!

The peeps here, Rick, Simon, Shawn, Shanna all say "Hi" and send their love!

Inky said...

OMG I should have known LOL I know I am always going to smile coming here, ( except when one cannot smile , R.I.P. drew )
this one had me laughing out loud. or as we say in cyber land
ROFLMFAO heee ur the bestest!!
HAppy Halloween!!

BTW did you come play tic tac toe with me?

Shadow said...

omg, listen listen listen....

DreamDancer said...

Hilarious, oh gosh! There are plenty of Bubba's in the woods where I live, heehee.

enchantedoak said...

(Sound of laughter) I needed this laugh today. A friend of mine got drunk yesterday and now she's in the hospital. Thanks for the groaner.

Angeles said...

jajajaja!!
Lovely history!!!
Besos:)

Janice said...

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Ann said...

Beautiful and hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Syd said...

That is good. I think that I've met a few Bubba's down here.