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ALL LOCK AND NO KEY |
THE LOTTERY
There is a twinkle in the old lady's eye.
My dear mother, all grayed, ready to die.
Where there's a will, there's also a way
To keep on moving in this life...to stay
In the situation. That is her today.
It is her mind which is failing.
With camera, computer in a tote
Inspiration called to me, and so
After lunch I sat down and wrote:
Once upon a time
A little man
There is a twinkle in the old lady's eye.
My dear mother, all grayed, ready to die.
Where there's a will, there's also a way
To keep on moving in this life...to stay
In the situation. That is her today.
It is her mind which is failing.
With camera, computer in a tote
Inspiration called to me, and so
After lunch I sat down and wrote:
Once upon a time
A little man
Wrote a little rhyme
In it he said that I'm
Nor fit nor able to climb
Up out of all this slime.
Forever he kept me
Under lock and key
Until, at last, you se.....
...(ring, ring!....ring, ring!)
Yes, what is it? What d'you wish to say?
Yes, I'm sitting. I am writing.
I am composing my first masterpiece
Which will breathe into my life new lease.
What is it?
Tell me, please...
WHAT? The LOTTO?
Where? The Tri-State?
When? Last night?
How MUCH? Over $3 Million!!!???
I'll be right home! Wait for me, my love!
...Where have you been? So much time
To get home here with me, where you belong.
Your mother is in a reverie so sublime
Rocking in her chair, singing that happy song
She hasn't known a real thing for years
Her mind is gone creepy-weepy
Now we must design some good plan, Honey
For how we are going to keep all that money
From her knowledge.
She'd just end up giving it away
To some college, or to anoth-----DING-DONG!
The doorbell! But WHO? Should we-----DING-DONG!
OK I'll go see...Hello, how can we help you?
--steveroni
(Still sober--although you may be
In it he said that I'm
Nor fit nor able to climb
Up out of all this slime.
Forever he kept me
Under lock and key
Until, at last, you se.....
...(ring, ring!....ring, ring!)
Yes, what is it? What d'you wish to say?
Yes, I'm sitting. I am writing.
I am composing my first masterpiece
Which will breathe into my life new lease.
What is it?
Tell me, please...
WHAT? The LOTTO?
Where? The Tri-State?
When? Last night?
How MUCH? Over $3 Million!!!???
I'll be right home! Wait for me, my love!
...Where have you been? So much time
To get home here with me, where you belong.
Your mother is in a reverie so sublime
Rocking in her chair, singing that happy song
She hasn't known a real thing for years
Her mind is gone creepy-weepy
Now we must design some good plan, Honey
For how we are going to keep all that money
From her knowledge.
She'd just end up giving it away
To some college, or to anoth-----DING-DONG!
The doorbell! But WHO? Should we-----DING-DONG!
OK I'll go see...Hello, how can we help you?
Good evening. I am your mother's attorney. She phoned my office as soon as she received word about her lottery winnings. We are here to discuss with your mother privately her wishes for handling a prize of this size--it IS a lot of money, you know......do you have a room with a lock where we may meet?
--steveroni
(Still sober--although you may be
wondering about that by now???--grin!)