DRINKING ALCOHOL TAUGHT ME HOW TO FLY
THEN IT TOOK AWAY THE SKY

Sunday, August 10, 2008

YEP--STEVE NEEDS. UGHHH!


OK HERE IT IS--STEVE NEEDS--I GAVE IN!


* Steve needs a doctor.. maybe a vet?


* Steve need you... Ohhhh, Yessss!


* Steve needs help again. Don't help me--just DO it!


* Steve needs to hurry up. This isn’t nap time. This IS nap time, ya got 5 minutes.


* Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman. Possibly someone with the nickname Squirrel Zipper or Squirrel Burger... or SQUIRREL AWAAAAY!


* Steve needs more money. Not money...GOLD!


* Steve needs a new V8-pack funtion. Yes...Whatever that is?


* Steve needs to figure out what David Sedaris book he’s talking about. That one--over there...he IS funny--somewhat.


* Steve needs to specify the containers in which the existing MS-Word-98 objects are store
....Little trash-can icons with painted flowers


* Steve needs to deliver the Keynote at San Francisco this year. Not good on keyboard--I play a violin.

8 comments:

ttt said...

LOL This is a funny google game, ain't it Steve? I posted mine on Pat's website. She's private so I'm not sure if you read her blog.

I'm gonna have to pop you in the head! YOU COULDA HAD A V8!

Patricia Marie said...

Funny.

Lou said...

yeah,S'aroni,I had a suspicion you needed to hurry up and find a squirrel hitman who reads Dave Sedaris.
I sure had you figured out!

Anonymous said...

One must NEVER dabble with the nap.
It's a second occupation for me. I have no idea what the first one is. I might remember after my nap.

dAAve said...

I need nothing now.

Princess Powerless said...

You don't need ice cream?

Okay, I'll eat it all, then.

:-)

Syd said...

Good for you that you did it. It is fairly hysterical with your V-8 pack and squirrel hitman. Go Steve!

Shadow said...

that's funny, especially the squirrel hitman...