Momma Duck "Smiley Face" is still sitting on her eggs, sometimes standing over them, as if they're ready to hatch. I'm betting sometime within a week. She goes off nest twice each day to look for water, and a bite to eat--she refused our Ezekiel Bread! It will be fun to send you all a photo of the ducklings. It will also be fun to use our front door again.
The males have left her alone now, never see them "hangin' 'round any more". She is V.E.R.Y. protective. So when I approach Smiley, I talk in a gentle voice, reassuring her that I mean no harm, that all is well, that God will take care of her and us, and not to fear me.
Know what? She just settles in there and looks at me like she understands. All those years on the farm, ducks were just egg factories and/or dinner. Smiley has become one of the family. (I even told her I love her, and I believe she winked!) F.Y.I.-- PG did hear me say that to Smiley!
SOME AA SAYINGS--NOT!
For today's blog I just had to get un-serious for a change. OK?
TEACHER: Remember children..."I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
"Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been taking it for years."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" -Dennis Leary
I drink to forget I drink
Alcohol was necessary for me so that I could have a good opinion of myself, undisturbed by the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
Liquor made me feel the way I ought to feel without liquor. – Henry Lawson
I’m not as think as you drunk I am. – Unknown
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
This is me: "I don't get resentments. I give them." (That's the truth! I'm not necessarily proud of this.)
And here is my favorite "truth"...spoken by a recovered alcoholic:
"The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain times it will haunt the house."
Note: Do not know if this is still true:
Police in Helsinki, Finland rarely give parking tickets. They just let the air out of the tires.
Will y'all stay sober with me today? GOOD!