The following story, which seemed appropriate a day ago, is true.
But it only happened ONCE!
NO CAVITIES??
A "55" Flash Non-fiction Friday
Pharmacists recommend it!
Doctors give away samples!
Patients sing its praises!
Its use was at one time--for me--an essential part of my daily routine:
You know, floss, rinse, brush, bed.
You want whiter teeth?
Gums devoid of soreness?
Refreshing breath?
Brush with Flander's Buttocks Ointment.
I did!
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Hey guys, it was DARK!
Peeps, be at PEACE
I love you, Peeps
If you want to write a "55" word story, give it a SHOT and
give the G-Man a SHOUT
HERE and tell him you are IN!
20 comments:
I have to ask - Did you have bad breath the next day?
Zane...WHY did you have to ask? My breath smelled like S**t, and you knew that--grin!
Very funny 55 Steve-o!
It hurts when I laugh, oh gosh... too funny Steve! Gross, but funny 55!
Well I can't imagine this! I'm glad I can't. :) HaHa
Those poor little butts need their pampering.
LOL GOOD STUFF!
hilarious? Yes, right, really funny Sweet Peep... I cannot image it but... :P
tomorrow will be another, better day
Hopefully!
OMG ewwwwwwwwwwwww YUK on thinking it as toothpaste LOL
Shall we say IN flanders fields steve's breath grows and grows, HEy what smells like CHIT here ?
LOL have a great weekend U NUT
Ti AMO
Oh, my.....
eww...did it come in a particular flavor...nevermind i dont want to know...nice 55! mine is up!
I will always remember your wonderful 55 and turn on the lights.
Flash Dancing
I have this stuff here, we use it on our grandbaby now when i see it i will think of you lol
J
Unequivocally, excellent message
Thats OK...
I put Crest on my Ass!
Best smelling farts in the world!
Excellent 55 My Friend.
Thanks for this revealing contribution, and have a Wonderful Week-End....G
Now I keep thinking, " Yuck". Great 55
WoW I'm sure it was really nasty tasting maybe a little greasy also. I can't imagine it but hey glad it was you and not me. Loved the 55 kinda sad but oh-well mine is up Just follow the link below.
Happy Birthday Galen
WoW I'm sure it was really nasty tasting maybe a little greasy also. I can't imagine it but hey glad it was you and not me. Loved the 55 kinda sad but oh-well mine is up Just follow the link below.
Happy Birthday Galen
Seriously!!
♥
This sounds like another example of cephalorectal inversion.
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