GOD IS JUST "TOOO MUCH"
So many (good) AA things happened in our house and others' today, I would not know where to begin, except with the word gratitude--and yes, it WAS an "action" word. Prayer Girl and I both were doing the 12th Step Dance today, and it was fun, and so rewarding. Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but God has been and is certainly in charge here. And regardless of the outcome, it is good!
I'm gonna just tell a joke here today, my brain is too fried to sort out the goodies of the day. Here is a PROMISE! If everyone has heard or read this one before, I promise never to post another one on these blogs, except for my little wisecrack-type stuff now and then. OK?
THE NEW MAID
A man dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Wellll...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just assumed was her husband."
(The man is immediately VERY angry.) He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that bitch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The man hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"Is this 455-3467?"
Tomorrow is another day...OK?